Paris is an exciting place full of bucket list sights to see. Just make sure you keep your eye on the road or else you may end up going in Seine. (Sorry for the pun. I couldn't help myself).
Look! It's the Eiffel Tower!... aaaaaahhhhh.... SPLASH
When you're busy checking Notre Dame off your list, you must absolutely, under no circumstances, wear a hat.
No hats. Seriously. Yes, that counts, too. Take that hat off!
I can't think of something witty to say for the doctored Not Enter/ Wrong Way sign below. It just makes me smile. (But I assure you, something incredibly funny will come to me in the middle of the night.)
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Monday, August 26, 2013
Wednesday, May 8, 2013
Hawaii is Dangerous
Hawaii is dangerous. DANGEROUS, I tell you! Yet, people flock there like moths to the flame. What in the world am I talking about? Cautionary signs dot the island. For every breathtaking view or mind-blowing experience, you have to pass by warnings of doom and gloom. But we persevered and pushed forward, keeping a clear head and common sense as we made our way around.
Yes, I do imagine that a coconut falling on your noggin could cause quite a headache. And yet...
If you are scared away by all this...
you'll never have a chance to see...
In Volcanoes National Park, Sulphur Banks is quite a sight. Staying on the trail is easy since it's a wooden boardwalk with railings. You'd have to be a fool to climb through it and take off into the smoldering, yellow- and rust-stained landscape.
If you're good on the trail, you'll be rewarded by the contrast of beautiful flowers against a stinky, hellish backdrop. If you don't obey the signs, you'll fall through a crack in the earth's crust never to be seen again.
At some places, one sign wasn't enough. Tons of danger abounded everywhere. A few miles north of Hilo, we journeyed through the lush Pepe'ekeo Scenic Drive. At Onomea Bay, we parked our car by these.
What a view! It almost makes you want to do the 20-minute hike to the water's edge, dodge falling rocks, jump in the current, and brave a flash flood. Actually, this was a long driving day, so we just hopped right back in the car after taking a picture. No, we are not cowards — merely in a hurry.
Akaka Falls State Park is a great place to stop... IF YOU DARE.
Keeping back is actually good advice since it's a loooooooong way straight down. When taking that picture, be sure not to step too close to the edge.
Oheo Gulch is such an invigorating place all by itself. How about just climbing on rocks and swimming under the falls instead of leaping from bridges and cliffs?
Have we stumbled into a Hunger Games arena? When we were here, it was 8 years past the posted End date, so we stayed on the trail and continued onward. We were rewarded by climbing the non-native, towering trees of a failed attempt to establish a timber industry on Maui. The trail loops through this alien forest and emerges into native shrubland.
Take time to smell the roses (hibiscus in Hawaii?) and examine the tree bark.
Are the people of Hawaii being overly cautious popping up these warning signs everywhere? I don't know. There's something about island life that makes your worries and your common sense drift away. They need to bring you back to reality every now and then.
For instance, we were eating lunch outside in Maui at high noon when I noticed a perfectly circular rainbow around the overhead sun. "Look at the sun!" I exclaimed. This was quickly followed by "No! No! Do NOT look at the sun! Never look directly at the sun!" My family thought I was bonkers to say the least. So, I took this photo instead and let them enjoy it on the camera screen.
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Yes, I do imagine that a coconut falling on your noggin could cause quite a headache. And yet...
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| Sure honey, go ahead and play right under that coconut tree. Mokuola (Coconut Island), Hilo, The Big Island |
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If you are scared away by all this...
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| Curse you Inadequate Footwear! |
you'll never have a chance to see...
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| Lava flowing down a volcano as night begins to fall End of Highway 130 in Puna, The Big Island |
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In Volcanoes National Park, Sulphur Banks is quite a sight. Staying on the trail is easy since it's a wooden boardwalk with railings. You'd have to be a fool to climb through it and take off into the smoldering, yellow- and rust-stained landscape.
If you're good on the trail, you'll be rewarded by the contrast of beautiful flowers against a stinky, hellish backdrop. If you don't obey the signs, you'll fall through a crack in the earth's crust never to be seen again.
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| See the steam rising up from the rocks behind the ohia flowers? How do they survive in all that malodorous gas? Sulphur Banks, Volcanoes National Park, The Big Island |
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At some places, one sign wasn't enough. Tons of danger abounded everywhere. A few miles north of Hilo, we journeyed through the lush Pepe'ekeo Scenic Drive. At Onomea Bay, we parked our car by these.
What a view! It almost makes you want to do the 20-minute hike to the water's edge, dodge falling rocks, jump in the current, and brave a flash flood. Actually, this was a long driving day, so we just hopped right back in the car after taking a picture. No, we are not cowards — merely in a hurry.
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| That detached rock was part of a sea arch until it collapsed in a 1956 earthquake. Onomea Bay on the east side of The Big Island |
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Akaka Falls State Park is a great place to stop... IF YOU DARE.
Keeping back is actually good advice since it's a loooooooong way straight down. When taking that picture, be sure not to step too close to the edge.
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| 442 feet down to the bottom of Akaka Falls |
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I wonder how many fools have visited The Seven Sacred Pools (a.k.a. Oheo Gulch) on the east side of Maui, south of Hana. Perhaps one crazy person too many prompted officials to post this sign.
Oheo Gulch is such an invigorating place all by itself. How about just climbing on rocks and swimming under the falls instead of leaping from bridges and cliffs?
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| How could someone think jumping from that bridge is a good idea? Oheo Gulch, Maui |
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Sometimes, the danger that you need to fear is human. (Just think of Bambi's poor mom.)
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| Apparently, it's a non-stop, hunters paradise here. |
Have we stumbled into a Hunger Games arena? When we were here, it was 8 years past the posted End date, so we stayed on the trail and continued onward. We were rewarded by climbing the non-native, towering trees of a failed attempt to establish a timber industry on Maui. The trail loops through this alien forest and emerges into native shrubland.
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| Alien trees at Hosmer Grove, Haleakala National Park, Maui |
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Other times, the danger came from the fierce creatures that surround Hawaii. No, not sharks.
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| I don't understand why this requires 2 different signs. |
We couldn't resist the black stone beach of Wai'anapanapa State Park. No one else seemed to be getting stung, so we blissfully splashed in the water without fear. At the end of our visit, we even saw some locals doing net fishing.
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| Wai'anapanapa State Park's beaches are covered with black pebbles, not fine white sand. No stingers here! |
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My favorite sign was the one that reminded us to reflect on the moment and immerse ourselves in the peacefulness of nature.
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| Along the Waikamoi Nature Trail, The Road to Hana |
Take time to smell the roses (hibiscus in Hawaii?) and examine the tree bark.
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| The perfectly named Rainbow Eucalyptus Tree |
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Are the people of Hawaii being overly cautious popping up these warning signs everywhere? I don't know. There's something about island life that makes your worries and your common sense drift away. They need to bring you back to reality every now and then.
For instance, we were eating lunch outside in Maui at high noon when I noticed a perfectly circular rainbow around the overhead sun. "Look at the sun!" I exclaimed. This was quickly followed by "No! No! Do NOT look at the sun! Never look directly at the sun!" My family thought I was bonkers to say the least. So, I took this photo instead and let them enjoy it on the camera screen.
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| The rainbow colors were a lot more distinct in real life, but you would have burned your retinas while staring at it. Consider yourself warned. |
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Tuesday, May 15, 2012
Signs from a Japanese Subway
I really should be doing other stuff right now instead of blogging. Like planning for my daughter's birthday party. (Or licking the empty bowl of hot fudge sauce I just made for her ice cream birthday cake.) I've invited a bunch of girls over this weekend and still have not planned exactly what I'm going to do with them. Perhaps I'll make them write clever captions for all the signs I saw in Japan. Because that is EXACTLY how little girls want to spend their time.
The most fabulous thing about this sign from the Kyoto subway is that girls actually wear adorable hats like this one. We happened to get on a train at the same time as primary schoolchildren going home for the day. They had on the cutest school uniforms I've ever seen. The girls wore hats straight out of Madeleine, and the boys had on Eton suits. Everyone matched, down to their socks and shoes. Even their leather and plaid book bags matched. They could be in a little fashion show. If The Gap copied the look for a Preppy Classics line, they would make a fortune.
Apparently, Thomas the Tank Engine is big in Japan, too. There's even a Thomas Land amusement park somewhere. Here, Thomas gives little ones directions for "Station Safety for Children." The only words I recognize are "SOS!" and "HELP!" So, now you know what to do if Percy is up to his old mischievous tricks.
My favorite part of this Tokyo sign is the little bubbles floating up from the yellow man's head. Or maybe it's the expressions on everyone's face. I'm not quite sure what pushing the button will do because Yellow Man looks like a goner if the train is that close. (By the way, the one-eyed son is a motif you'll find in many of my Japanese photos.)
I didn't have a chance to take a photo of a great instructional sign we saw in Kyoto. It showed that the passenger platform at the train station is a ledge. If you fall down on the tracks and a train is approaching, roll over into the empty space under the ledge. It was bona fide useful information.
Woe is the person who is so busy texting he loses his arm (or worse) to an incoming train.
The most fabulous thing about this sign from the Kyoto subway is that girls actually wear adorable hats like this one. We happened to get on a train at the same time as primary schoolchildren going home for the day. They had on the cutest school uniforms I've ever seen. The girls wore hats straight out of Madeleine, and the boys had on Eton suits. Everyone matched, down to their socks and shoes. Even their leather and plaid book bags matched. They could be in a little fashion show. If The Gap copied the look for a Preppy Classics line, they would make a fortune.
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